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HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!

TAGS: shit cars nice girls take a visit
Rating: 2.1/5

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m KÜ - October 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
this car isn´t shit. good old german car. better then the japan shit from today . . .

MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?

TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:59 pm
This would happen to my ex girlfriend... And it only took pronouncing her name once, no mirror. Creepy, huh? No joke.
GaryO - March 5, 2013, 1:38 pm
Yes, 5L, all that. Quite refreshing series
Silverheart - March 5, 2013, 12:10 pm

Makes me glad that my ex-wife has a very uncommon name. Like mariand said; excellent series of posters, 5Ls all around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:04 am
I was yelling at the cat...I said Walter, Walter, Walter..........Funny name for a woman?!?
mariand - March 5, 2013, 8:44 am
lol...excellent series of posters, steve...

OF COURSE I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU - It's just that, if you are here, who's guarding the Gates of Hell?

TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:47 pm
Easy: Her ex's pet dog.
Rudedog - March 5, 2013, 12:20 pm
Funny and all too scary


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were shot by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
Damned RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our ass in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There Ass 2 Times !


FIDO - Enjoys his visits to the Cat-House

TAGS: fido visit cat house enjoy head job suck
Rating: 2.92/5

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LD0ne - November 13, 2009, 1:02 pm


TAGS: sleeplessness visitors nightshift
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 10:38 pm

In front of them.
lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 10:37 pm

An 18-year-old newlywed, they found me in our cabin on the edge of the Trinity Natl Wilderness~~no electricity, 80 mi from town. I was so excited to see anyone, I opened the door. Then I was polite, so they returned. 3rd time, I burned their tracts.
Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:15 pm
just tell them you're Jewish.. they go away


TAGS: age calendar hammy doctor visit
Rating: 4.44/5

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forseti - January 17, 2012, 11:22 am


TAGS: little herschel is so confused by the visitation days that mooo and logicdude setup
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:42 am
Let's do lunch then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:40 am
I don't.....but they do both come with "special" sauce.
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Really? hmm, well felonia, isn't that what sex is kinda? you know, feeding a hunger? And on a side note, do you know the difference between a Bl*wjob and a Big Mac?
feloniajames - January 7, 2010, 7:06 am
hmm... hon,that's not sex. They're feeding the tiger. the photoshop is truly adorable, though.
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 12:47 pm
Yeah, but doesn't Tigerkid look like Lion-o for Thundercats? That's what pictured anyway. Good luck with Maury, he's a jerk when he's got bad news...
LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
Problem with Hershel is this - I think Mooooooooooo was going behind my back with TigerKid. I'm not saying Mooooooooo's a two-timer, I'm just sayin'...maybe a trip to Maury Povich's show is in order.


TAGS: monument gravesite visited cleaned
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:52 pm
Good Halloween sentiments, Spacedog.
gas - October 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

Top 3 -

TAGS: clothes conjugal visits sound fun
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 26, 2014, 10:15 pm
What's a "POILCE" car?
- January 14, 2014, 6:19 pm
#11. Thought she was eighteen
GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:05 am
4. Man, bytch can box 5. You can’t touch strippers? 6. Ittybittytittys….and my hands 7. ‘Got milk?’, nice one 8. Just sayin’, my ass 9. We’re phuct aren’t we. 10. I hate youforthis, Ism


TAGS: dental visit gone bad humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - March 1, 2014, 8:06 am

good girl :)
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 5:15 am
GaryO - March 1, 2014, 1:48 am
Then what happened, or did the nitrous oxide do it's job?


SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!

TAGS: november challenge i never seem to remember my visits to this museum
Rating: 3.86/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:53 pm
After a few, you find you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


TAGS: monty python visitors audrey lequator
Rating: 3.67/5

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fascistfrenchman - April 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Brian Lequator (to wife) : I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! :P


TAGS: night visitor worry insomnia desperation
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 6, 2015, 11:06 pm

Thanks, Dizz!~~
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:36 am
Sweeeeeet!!!!! Absolutely luv this IgV! Well done!!! 5 goth lions!!
lgvernon - February 24, 2015, 12:44 pm

Thank you, JW!~
JesusWept - February 24, 2015, 12:42 pm
5! You posters are very artistic :))

Such an awful balance -

TAGS: july 5th calendar theme pee pool revisit
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2017, 12:49 pm
Children seem to increase the odds exponentially. Walking, talking petri dishes. ^
concern3 - July 5, 2017, 4:16 pm
it's inevitable, UP yours

Redheads have more fun -

TAGS: redheads traditional saying revisited again
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:34 pm
Hey, Chief! A man who likes to play with fire and live dangerously! I'm auburn, and hubs is genuine carrot top. Never a dull moment!
RetiredUSNChief - October 6, 2016, 2:36 am
True dat! The front plate on my car says "Live dangerously...marry a redhead!"

literary humor -

TAGS: old man and sea revisited
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 22, 2015, 1:55 pm
10 posters in a row. Dizz has mental diarrhea LOL. Nice work ;)